PEOPLE'S PETS I HAVE TAKEN PHOTOS WITH AND NEVER SEEN AGAIN

People on Hinge think that I like animals.
  1. A snake
  2. A spider
  3. A puppy
  4. Another puppy
  5. A baby crocodile
  6. Another snake
  7. Stuffed Grumpy Cat
  8. Jiff Pom
  9. Nasty kittenz
  10. A butterfly that landed on my head
  11. A t-Rex when I was drunk
  12. A monster in Brooklyn when I was still in my "knee socks" phase
  13. A hairy baby