THE WORST DATE I'VE EVER BEEN ON 😖💩💩💩💩
Inspired by @ListPrompts
- •It was the winter of 2011...
- •Bieber Fever was sweeping the nation with his film release,
- •Never Say Never
- •The boy who asked me on a date was very obnoxious, loud, awkward - all qualities I was terrified of. But I was too nice to deny his request.
- •Either way, I accepted and chose we see Never Say Never in 3D.
- •He was a jerk about my choice, which was already strike 1.
- •But then, during the movie, he wouldn't shut up. Making terribly rude comments the entire time.
- •And loudly. In a full theater, mind you.
- •BUT THEN
- •When the movie ended and we awkwardly walked to our separate cars in the parking garage and were about to part ways.
- •He pooped his pants. (I learned this after the fact).
- •But still, an adult human pooped their pants on our first (& last) date together after he acted like a poop-head the entire night.
- •The end. 💩💩💩💩💩💩