THINGS THAT MAKE ME UNCOMFORTABLE

  1. When people ask me when I'm gonna start having kids
    It's like the second you get married people think you automatically are gonna wanna procreate.
  2. Running into people from high school
  3. When people text you "I miss you! Let's hang out!"
    And you know they'll never follow through.
  4. Sleeping with socks on
  5. Having my hair the same color for too long
  6. When people are extraordinarily generous
    Like when they give you an extravagant gift/sum of money/you know what I'm talking about
  7. Being lied to