Lyrics to "My Highland Goat" ⛰🐐

  1. My highland goat
    Not a chicken but a goat
  2. Was feeling fine
    Had a glass of wine
  3. Ate all my shorts
    Red white and blue
  4. Right off the line
    T'was made of twine
  5. I took a stick
    Not a tree but a stick
  6. And gave a whack
    Smack smack smack smack
  7. And tied him to
    With a knot not glue
  8. The railroad track
    No time to pack
  9. The whistle blew
    Not a beep but a toot
  10. The train grew nigh
    It started to fly
  11. My highland goat
    Not a chicken but a goat
  12. Was sure to die
    Goodbye goodbye
  13. He gave a groan
    AHHHHHHH
  14. Of mortal pain
    AHHHHH
  15. Coughed up my shorts
    Red white and blue
  16. And flagged the train
    Begin again