Skills I Probably Shouldn't Put on My Resume

{but I'm still proud of}
  1. Can start a fire with one match and a dorito
  2. Can take off a bra with one hand under a shirt
  3. Once spent $100 in the same Mexican restaurant in a month
  4. Knows a little bit of a lot of different languages
  5. Knows Photoshop but only after playing around with it for a few hours
  6. Can paint nails pretty well with non dominant hand
  7. Has a knack for finding all clothes at a bargain
    Hellooooo new shirt that was originally $90 that I got for $8 👍
  8. Adored by cats
  9. When confronting someone voice only shakes a little
  10. A morning person
  11. Color coded planner
  12. Completed every restaurant in Cooking Fever