THINGS THAT SCREW WITH MY ZEN

  1. Loud chewing
  2. Loud chewing on public transit
  3. Senses of entitlement
  4. Not saying "thank you" to the person holding the door
  5. Huffiness
  6. Finishing the last cookie / biscuit / cupcake without checking in first (group gatherings only)
  7. General impatience
  8. Rudeness directed toward the waitstaff
  9. Rudeness in general
  10. Olives (yuck)