A SNARKY KID'S CHRISTMAS LIST

  1. A Barbie
    Because I actually love playing with unrealistic depictions of the human body
  2. A teddy bear
    Because I actually love playing with unrealistic depictions of the bear body
  3. A toy boat
    Because things that float are sooo fun
  4. A rocking horse
    Because I want to throw up all over the playroom floor
  5. Dominoes
    Because nothing says "fun" like small rectangles with dots on them
  6. New boots
    I actually do need them
  7. A blanket
    Seriously it's cold
  8. Bread
    I'm not being snarky anymore my family is hungry
  9. Medicine
    Please believe me my little sister is sick
  10. Blocks
    Because I loveeee building something just to watch it fall apart