My Least Favorite Pizza Toppings

Pizza is one of my favorite foods. The good thing about pizza is how customizable it can be with the various toppings. There's lots of good pizza toppings out there but here is a short list of my least favorite pizza toppings.
  1. Shoes
  2. Bird poop
  3. Ants
  4. Used motor oil
  5. Dogs
  6. Plague
  7. Bricks
  8. Sausage
  9. Melted glass
  10. Smoke
  11. Poison ivy
  12. A chainsaw (turned on)
  13. Rocket fuel