PEOPLE/THINGS I WOULD VOTE FOR BEFORE I WOULD VOTE FOR DONALD TRUMP

  1. 1.
    Dwight Schrute
  2. 2.
    My sister
  3. 3.
    Mrs. Frizzle
  4. 4.
    My cousin (age 3)
  5. 5.
    A leaf
  6. 6.
    Francine's dad (from that pbs show, Arthur)
  7. 7.
    Arthur (from that pbs show, Arthur)
  8. 8.
    The starbucks coffee I drank this morning (rated 6/10)
  9. 9.
    An asteroid in space
  10. 10.
    Hot lava
  11. 11.
    The paper clip helper guy on old Microsoft Word
  12. 12.
    The dead raccoon I saw on the side of the road this morning
  13. 13.
    Hopper (from Bugs Life)
  14. 14.
    Draco Malfoy
  15. 15.
    A fart