WHAT I'M DOING FOR VALENTINE'S DAY
I'm pretty sure you're getting a lot of lists like this but I still want to know. No dry answers!
- •Putting my knee pads to good use
- •Drinking boxed wine, eating generic heart box chocolates, while crying in the corner listening to Sade
- •Going on an expensive dinner date with your S/O posting your happy loving relationship all on social media while in reality you're fighting every 5 seconds
- •Shaving your pussy to the shape of a heart only to get razor burnAddendum: putting anything food related in your pussy and getting a vicious yeast infection