I'm pretty sure you're getting a lot of lists like this but I still want to know. No dry answers!
  1. Examples:
  2. Putting my knee pads to good use
  3. Drinking boxed wine, eating generic heart box chocolates, while crying in the corner listening to Sade
  4. Going on an expensive dinner date with your S/O posting your happy loving relationship all on social media while in reality you're fighting every 5 seconds
  5. Shaving your pussy to the shape of a heart only to get razor burn
    Addendum: putting anything food related in your pussy and getting a vicious yeast infection