MY AREAS OF EXPERTISE
- •Expiration datesAnd you should probably subtract three days to be on the safe side.
- •Heart attack symptoms for womenFlu-like symptoms, y'all
- •Common Household HazardsSeriously just unplug your toaster already.
- •Did I lock the doorThere's no way I didn't. Unless I didn't. But I must have. I'll check just to be sure.
- •When to get to the airportBetter an hour early than a minute late. Plus another hour for security and you'll need to buy an Us Weekly plus maybe the freeway is closed so you should leave now.