MY MOST OBNOXIOUS THOUGHTS AND STATEMENT OF RECENT TIMES
- •"Honestly, it's the only worthwhile thing about going to Venice"Bellinis are golden, Venice is trash.
- •"I don't think this is a cashmere throw"I fear my spa misled me...
- •"Who would even care if the pineapple puree in this kombucha is organic?"Also, what alternate universe do they live in that has any kombucha that's NOT organic
- •"Imagine being bad at Jeopardy"I shudder.