1. Wear a short sleeved gingham button down with the top button buttoned
  2. Eat picnic foods off a plastic plate with the divided compartments that he has to oddly balance too close to his face with his too-big hands
  3. Balance a baby girl of about 14 months on his hip with a look on his face somewhere between a slight grimace and pure terror
  4. Chase around the boy children at the picnic while making monster noises and then he kinda slows down and flails his arms across his body then put his hands on his knees and laughs and laughs