Jobs in LA You Don't Want
I don't suppose you want these jobs anywhere, but I am drawing from the last nine months (insofar as I remember the last nine months).
- •festive animal greeterNobody controls their kids here, so you will get mauled.
- •looking as if you are in any way related to the business of entertainmentI don't even look like this guy and people talk to me and give me scripts and shit when I eat outside. It doesn't help to say "I am unemployed" — the person will just say "Think about it."
- •drug dealerEverything is legal here as far as I can tell.
- •street musicianNobody walks down the street. You'd have to settle for the occasional coin thrown from a moving vehicle.