So These Guys at This Bar Are Real Close Because

  1. They were both trying to plank or something to do with planking and they both had some knee problem that made them say yeahhhh.
  2. There is something wrong with "the resources" and they would both like to "circle back" and "revisit the chain."
  3. One guy doesn't really drink but he is "all about ice."
  4. One of them ordered in food with Seamless but didn't ask the bartender if it was ok. She was friendly but pointed out that the bar serves food and the entire establishment could feasibly be called a restaurant.
  5. One guy thinks the television show "Silicon Valley" is definitely NOT about start-ups.
  6. One is starting a guitar orchestra for children that is "targeted at NGOs."
  7. One guy wants the "weird drink I had last time" even though the bartender has never met him.