Things I Know More or Less About After Two Days in Miami

  1. More: celery
  2. More: Marshall's clearance rack
  3. More: Starbucks
  4. Less: what day it is
  5. Less: whether or not I actually like food
  6. Less: whether or not sunshine is worth "it"
  7. More: iceberg lettuce
  8. More: coked up bartenders who chew ice
  9. More: all of the trip-hop released in the last twenty years
  10. More: coked up bartenders who totally could have played in the Final Four