ACCEPTABLE IDEAS FOR MY SURPRISE BIRTHDAY PARTY, RANKED

In case any of you wanted to get ahead on your planning
  1. 1.
    Prom
    The tackier the better. I obviously am announced Queen at the end of the night & given a crown & sash. Some unlucky but attractive bastard is crowned king.
  2. 2.
    Wes Anderson
    Everyone dresses as a film character. Everything is symmetrical & there is a sign that reads "HAPPY BIRTHDAY CARA" in the Futura Font. French music plays from a record player I do not own in the background.
  3. 3.
    Puppies
    My friends bring a shit ton of puppies to my house. I am filled with joy, but ultimately offend everyone there because I only care about the pup pups.
  4. 4.
    Saturday Night Live
    June 11th is a Saturday this year. The premise here is I'm the celebrity host of the episode. My friends write & perform comedy sketches & give me scripts to read as I go on to perform with them. I am flustered & could be way funnier if I had better prepared.
  5. 5.
    Whiplash
    People come in & yell abusive things at me while I am forced to practice the drums until my hands bleed. Traumatizing, but I am comforted to know that my love of this film is being appreciated.