ALTERNATIVE JOBS FOR CHRIS HARRISON

  1. Actually BEING the Bachelor
    He just wouldn't give a shit. No one is over this show more than Chris. His contempt would give me life.
  2. Debate Moderator
    Asking the important questions like are they there to find love with the American people? Are they there to make friends with foreign countries? Why did Hillary get such a villain edit?
  3. That's all I want in life
  4. Your choice Chris
  5. Choose wisely