ALTERNATIVE JOBS FOR CHRIS HARRISON
- •Actually BEING the BachelorHe just wouldn't give a shit. No one is over this show more than Chris. His contempt would give me life.
- •Debate ModeratorAsking the important questions like are they there to find love with the American people? Are they there to make friends with foreign countries? Why did Hillary get such a villain edit?
- •That's all I want in life
- •Your choice Chris
- •Choose wisely