CELEBRITIES THAT I TALK ABOUT AS IF I AM A CONCERNED MOTHER

@kayvanfleet & I are trying to be good parents here
  1. Justin Bieber
    Got ~tipsy~ at a Christmas party & bragged about his comeback for 20 minutes. Classic mom.
  2. Harry Styles
    A piece of my heart shrivels up with every stupid new tattoo. Still defend him aggressively when ANYONE tries to step to him.
  3. Liam Payne
    Consistently concerned about who he is dating. But proud about how far he's come since THIS. (I used like 5 search terms to find this tweet. The winner was 'Liam Payne & Sophia Smith butt' for future reference)
  4. ZAYN Malik
    The kid who has ostracized himself from the family so acting indignant while still keeping a watchful eye from afar