MY BEST TWEETS OF 2016 THAT EVERYONE SLEPT ON

New year, still self indulgent & copying @stevecady
  1. Okay I know the world was falling apart, but really guys??? I'm funny
    It's the only thing I have going for me tbh
  2. Honestly I'm combing being #relatable with fake math??? What more do you people want from me???
  3. Not enough Zayn haters in the house tbh
  4. No one liked this & I think of Hilary's campaign team would have taken that into consideration maybe our country wouldn't be doomed idk
  5. I CALL YALL OUT & STILL!!! SUCH DISRESPECT
  6. Okay I get it y'all don't like license plate humor but also side note: ü r wrong
  7. Honestly the second joke is better & no acknowledgement
  8. Insightful look at a modern crisis
  9. Okay tbh this one got some likes but THIS WAS THE MOST HUMILIATING MOMENT OF MY LIFE IF I CANT EXPLOIT IT FOR INTERNET FAME WHAT ARE WE DOING ON THIS EARTH EVEN I MEA-
  10. Okay I know think the issue here was that everyone read it like a sentence & I read it like poetry & that shows how much better I am
  11. I paid for this tweet with my actual money & this is what I get??? unbelievable
  12. THAT IS CLEARLY COVERED WITH A LABEL MAKER WHY DOESNT ANY BELIEVE IN CONSPIRACIES ANYMORE
  13. No one cares about my passions & now a cheeto leads the free world
  14. The incorporation of media here is honestly top notch
  15. CNN hire me for my incredible political commentary
  16. Was this too niche??
  17. Guys if we don't think my neurotic self loathing is funny anymore we have some foreseeable issues headed our way
  18. A photo of the actual bruise!!! THIS IS HGH GRADE JOURNALISM
  19. This also just needed more attn
  20. Okay this one was definitely too niche I'll admit it
  21. Look at the text, I used a fake newspaper generator guys
    Follow up: "not even to each other. Coulda lived with that" ALSO SLEPT ON
  22. GUYS THIS WAS SO WILD Ü DONT EVEN LNOW
  23. BOY BYE 👋🏻