STOP ROMANTICIZING WINTER

Recognize it for the hell it is
  1. "Winter is my favorite season!"
  2. No, you are incorrect
  3. You are thinking of this
  4. Or this
  5. Maybe even this
  6. Probably this
  7. ^THESE ARE ALL LIES YOU'VE BEEN CONDITIONED TO BELIEVE
  8. I'm here with the hard hitting EXPOSÉ on what winter TRULY is
  9. Snow is UGLY after one day
    Everything is now gray & terrible
  10. The sun will shine to TAUNT you
  11. Your face will IMMEDIATELY look like you ran a 5k
    "Did you walk here?" No I was just outside for TWO SECONDS
  12. So cold your eyes will water & RUIN your makeup
    Added bonus (as seen here): your SNOT will flow freely
  13. You ain't looking cute when it's ACTUALLY winter
    She's smiling like she looks cute, but she is wearing a SLEEPING BAG
  14. I don't even wanna TALK about wearing glasses
    My face doesn't have a defrost feature
  15. Don't forget that salt will RUIN everything you love