THE CO(O)LEST QUESTIONNAIRE
Inspired by @magic because everyone else did too & it looks so fun & thanks
- 1.ARE YOU WINE MOM, VODKA AUNT, OR BEER DAD?Beer dad. I am already lovingly referred to as dad, so I just need to develop a mild alcohol dependency.
- 2.WHAT IS ALTERNATIVE UNIVERSE VERSION OF YOU DOING?Opening act for shitty comics doing stand ups & making herself known around the circles. Predicted big break in another 6 months.
- 3.WHAT IS THE BEST COMPLIMENT YOU HAVE EVER RECEIVED?"Do you know Kristen Wiig? You remind me so much of her" - possibly the nicest words spoken to anyone ever
- 4.WHAT FICTIONAL UNIVERSE WOULD YOU LIKE TO LIVE IN?Harry Potter's. I would make Hufflepuff cool again.
- 5.DO YOU BELIEVE IN ALIENS?I'm open to aliens existing, like it sounds ignorant if you say definitely not?? A better question is if I think it will ever matter in my actual life & that answer is no.
- 6.DID YOU DRINK MILK DAILY AS A CHILD?Hell yeah. Carton at lunch & at least 1 more glass. I am a true product of the Midwest.
- 7.WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NICKNAME FOR YOURSELF?So dumb, but in college some of my friends started calling me "Cuh-rAH" as a joke on how everyone tends to butcher how my name is pronounced. & now it seems so comforting & personal?? Also my parents call me Mia like Cara Mia & that's cute too.
- 8.FINALLY, CAN YOU CURL YOUR TONGUE?HELL YEAh