THE CO(O)LEST QUESTIONNAIRE

Inspired by @magic because everyone else did too & it looks so fun & thanks
  1. 1.
    ARE YOU WINE MOM, VODKA AUNT, OR BEER DAD?
    Beer dad. I am already lovingly referred to as dad, so I just need to develop a mild alcohol dependency.
  2. 2.
    WHAT IS ALTERNATIVE UNIVERSE VERSION OF YOU DOING?
    Opening act for shitty comics doing stand ups & making herself known around the circles. Predicted big break in another 6 months.
  3. 3.
    WHAT IS THE BEST COMPLIMENT YOU HAVE EVER RECEIVED?
    "Do you know Kristen Wiig? You remind me so much of her" - possibly the nicest words spoken to anyone ever
  4. 4.
    WHAT FICTIONAL UNIVERSE WOULD YOU LIKE TO LIVE IN?
    Harry Potter's. I would make Hufflepuff cool again.
  5. 5.
    DO YOU BELIEVE IN ALIENS?
    I'm open to aliens existing, like it sounds ignorant if you say definitely not?? A better question is if I think it will ever matter in my actual life & that answer is no.
  6. 6.
    DID YOU DRINK MILK DAILY AS A CHILD?
    Hell yeah. Carton at lunch & at least 1 more glass. I am a true product of the Midwest.
  7. 7.
    WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NICKNAME FOR YOURSELF?
    So dumb, but in college some of my friends started calling me "Cuh-rAH" as a joke on how everyone tends to butcher how my name is pronounced. & now it seems so comforting & personal?? Also my parents call me Mia like Cara Mia & that's cute too.
  8. 8.
    FINALLY, CAN YOU CURL YOUR TONGUE?
    HELL YEAh