THINGS I'VE TEXTED RECENTLY THAT ARE V "ON BRAND" FOR ME

Inspired by @meg1 kind of
  1. Okay I'm done but my thesis here is I'm Lizzie Bennet not Lydia Bennet & would like to be treated as such
  2. Like if it wasn't my life it would be laughable
  3. (This seems like bad advice)
  4. Ted Cruz is leading in Iowa & idk how I feel about it
  5. & v competitive at catchphrase An ideal quality in a partner
  6. Right? Like come ON, I simply need you to actively listen & reflect my concerns back to me & then normalize my feelings & validate my fears from my perspective
  7. Update on the punch: very good with rum in it
  8. Help I think my roommates have boys over
  9. In my apartment, I'm the Schmidt
  10. PIGPEN VAMPIRE WEEKEND COVER BE STILL MY RACING HEART
  11. Am I allowed to make it my profile pic if I insta'd it? Asking for a friend
  12. I DONT HAVE THE ENERGY TO INTERACT
  13. Could be more dramatic tbh
  14. Yeah sorry can't hang out anymore that tweet killed me This is my ghost responding 👻
    About Harry Styles obvi
  15. Okay ETA 4:15 because I'm terrible
  16. Google is being a lil bitch right now