Things my dog should be doing besides chewing on her paws
- •Catching up on Walking Dead, she's like way behind and we want to talk about the season finale.
- •Sending out thank you notes from her Bat Mitzvah.
- •Organizing her correspondences.
- •Chewing on the peanut butter flavored bone that's right next to her chewed up paws.
- •Thinking about dog things.
- •Learning to walk herself and/or speak English. Human English.
- •Brushing her hair because she looks a hot mess.