Things my dog should be doing besides chewing on her paws

#dog #dogthings
  1. Catching up on Walking Dead, she's like way behind and we want to talk about the season finale.
  2. Sending out thank you notes from her Bat Mitzvah.
  3. Organizing her correspondences.
  4. Chewing on the peanut butter flavored bone that's right next to her chewed up paws.
  5. Thinking about dog things.
  6. Learning to walk herself and/or speak English. Human English.
  7. Brushing her hair because she looks a hot mess.