TIMES IN MY LIFE I WAS WRONG

I'm write, right? Oh that's wrong
  1. When I wore the same jacket ten days in a row
  2. When I thought England sucked
  3. When I thought Michael Jackson would kidnap me in third grade
  4. When I thought "Wasn't Me" by Shaggy was an innocent whodunnit song
  5. When I used mofo in my second grade vernacular
  6. When I used putz in my second grade vernacular