I love Christmas music, but here are some songs that don't deserve to be considered classics.
  1. Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree by LeeAnn Rimes
    Why does it sound like she has a mouth full of marbles on the last word of every line?
  2. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer by Dean Martin
    You know the SNL skit where Will Ferrell plays Robert Goulet? That is basically this song.
  3. Feliz Navidad by Jose Feliciano
    It's just the same thing over and over!
  4. Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town by Frank Sinatra and Cyndi Lauper
    In what universe does Cyndi Lauper deserve to sing alongside Frank Sinatra?
  5. The Christmas Shoes by NewSong
  6. Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town by Bruce Springsteen
    Bruce sounds like he was on a 3 day bender and smoked a carton of cigarettes before recording this little number. At one point, he can't hit the high note, so he laughs through it instead. You're not fooling me.