Things I Often Daydream About in Great Depth
- •Celebs drunk texting other celebs"U up?"
- •What I would name an Italian Greyhound if I had oneTop girl name: Paprika Top boy name: Gerbil
- •What a brand new, never-before-seen color would look likeIT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO VISUALIZE AND I KNOW THAT SO WHY DO I KEEP TORMENTING MYSELF
- •What my special talent would be if I were 17 years younger and a special guest on Ellen
- •The pizza buffet restaurant that closed down when I was ~10 years oldThey had BLT pizza!! And dessert pizza!
- •Being hired to ghost-write celebrity tweetsDream job