Things I Often Daydream About in Great Depth

  1. Celebs drunk texting other celebs
    "U up?"
  2. What I would name an Italian Greyhound if I had one
    Top girl name: Paprika Top boy name: Gerbil
  3. What a brand new, never-before-seen color would look like
    IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO VISUALIZE AND I KNOW THAT SO WHY DO I KEEP TORMENTING MYSELF
  4. What my special talent would be if I were 17 years younger and a special guest on Ellen
  5. The pizza buffet restaurant that closed down when I was ~10 years old
    They had BLT pizza!! And dessert pizza!
  6. Being hired to ghost-write celebrity tweets
    Dream job