All The Toys I've Hidden Away From My Kid
- •This fucking truck that plays the most obnoxious song and has a seizure inducing light show
- •Ugh I got smacked one too many times with this bastard thing
- •Various gunsWe call them blasters. He just gets a little out of control with these. The white one lights up and makes a loud noise so that's done. The orangey one makes this loud click that gives me a major headache. But he'll just makes blasters out of his mega blocks, or sticks or whatever he can find, anyway!
- •This tankI forgot why I took this away but it's staying away...
- •Sword & DaggerThe sword came with a dress up set and the dagger is retractable and I bought it because.. pirates? Yeahhhhh bye.
- •HammersBc obvious
- •And they all live up on top of my hutch now. Bye.RIP