1. Buy NyQuil
    Or shoplift it
  2. Drink it in store parking lot
    Or inside store
  3. Locate an out of state pickup truck
    Better find one quick!
  4. Hop in the back
    Be respectful if there's any items back there
  5. Close your eyes
    Try to get some rest, if you can't fall asleep right away there's nothing to worry about
  6. Wake up
    Hopefully you do
  7. Enjoy
    If you can. There's no guarantees in life