PEOPLE WHO PROBABLY HAVEN'T FOUND ME HERE YET

  1. My mom.
  2. My kids.
  3. Jeff.
  4. Mr. T.
  5. Crispin Glover.
  6. The cast of the original Broadway version of Miss Saigon.
  7. Some lady named Florench I once met at a Ralph's. (I asked her twice for confirmation on the name).
  8. The band Journey.
  9. Art Bell.
  10. My wife.
  11. The guy today who was too far away from the door I was holding for him, which forced him to courtesy jog to not feel bad about me holding the door for too long.
  12. Neil Degrasse-Tyson.
  13. This kid Robbie that I used to trade hostess apple pies to for hot rod magazines.
  14. Most of Twitter.