1. My mom.
  2. My kids.
  3. Jeff.
  4. Mr. T.
  5. Crispin Glover.
  6. The cast of the original Broadway version of Miss Saigon.
  7. Some lady named Florench I once met at a Ralph's. (I asked her twice for confirmation on the name).
  8. The band Journey.
  9. Art Bell.
  10. My wife.
  11. The guy today who was too far away from the door I was holding for him, which forced him to courtesy jog to not feel bad about me holding the door for too long.
  12. Neil Degrasse-Tyson.
  13. This kid Robbie that I used to trade hostess apple pies to for hot rod magazines.
  14. Most of Twitter.