ON BEING FAMOUS

I'm not
  1. I want to say that I have literally NO interest in being a celebrity
    The press, the lack of solitude and privacy, always being judged by how my body looks, the utterly insane schedule, uggghhhhhhh no! Do not want!
  2. That I would really hate it, the grass is not greener people!
    Did I mention the press and the body image slandering!?
  3. And that I'm above wanting more money
    Research has proven that money does NOT buy happiness, given that you still have enough to make ends meet. Which I do. The money won't make me a happier person; I have what I need and I'm content!
  4. ...
  5. But just once, for one day....
  6. I'd love to be in Katy Perry's shoes