I quit sugar and I would rather eat dirt than any of this crap
  1. Sugar free vanilla in my latte
    I made @laserbeam gag with this one today
  2. Sugar free hazelnut
  3. Sugar free caramel
    What are you?
  4. Diet Pepsi
    Really any diet sodas. Vom
  5. Snorting packets of equal
  6. Sugar free York Peppermint Patties. Tastes like eating mint flavored crayons.
    Suggested by @laserbeam
  7. Sugar free Red Bull
    Suggested by @chermillionaire