Because despite the shit, it's pretty great
  1. Freedom
    I'm a grown woman, I can do whatever I want
  2. You can bake whenever
    That's right, cookies every weekend and no one but my bank account can stop me
  3. Mail
    You get your own mail always. It's so fun and exciting!
  4. Sex
    It speaks for itself
  5. Alcohol
    Making every terrible baby shower and family party bearable