THINGS THAT HAPPENED TO ME DURING YOGA TONIGHT
A lot of stuff happened
- •I was late.I am never late to anything. Ever. But tonight I was late, which caused me to have to sneak in quietly and traverse as best my clumsy self could across a studio of skinny girls in child pose. And one man.
- •I thought one of the girls I put my mat close to was my friend.One was, the girl on the other side I thought was Theresa? Nah. Sorry, nameless girl for being so freaking close to you.
- •I held in a fart the entire time.New world record
- •I nearly toppled over like, 8 timesI never had any balance and you expect me to balance on one foot for how many minutes now?
- •I had to pull my leggings up 7 timesHigh waisted, but too small. Which adds to the compression on my stomach, making that fart even more difficult to hold in
- •I completed the class!🌟 for me