THOUGHTS OF A WOMEN 2 WEEKS INTO STARTING BIRTH CONTROL

  1. Am I actually upset or is it the new hormones being pumped into my body at 9:30 every night??
  2. Wow I've gained a lot of weight overnight. Oh wait. It's just the bloating from the pill.
  3. Now would be a really good time to stop spotting. Like right now. Okay, not now but like soon okay?
  4. And I thought my boobs couldn't get any bigger. They should label birth control as performance enhancing drugs for wet tshirt contests.
  5. I don't think I'm getting any symptoms but maybe I'm overthinking it?
    I'm absolutely overthinking it.
  6. Seriously when will the spotting end??