GOT A LAME TOE

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    I've always been exquisitely graceful.
    I think that's what you'd call it.
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    I can find the most impossible ways to injure myself.
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    Often I compare myself to a newborn colt.
    Kinda stumbly.
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    Yesterday I took a little spill off of our front porch steps.
    And fell directly on to our flowerbed edging, which is stone.
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    At first, it hurt enough that I was whiney, but I assumed it was because of the large cut down my middle toe.
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    But the next day it swelled up.
    And started to hurt pretty bad. I think it may be broke, but I'm too lazy to go to the hospital. 🀘🏼😁
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    And now I have to work two shifts this weekend.
    One Bartending and one serving at my friend's winery.
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    Feet are pretty important to both of those jobs.
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    All I can say is,
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    And thankfully my foot injury didn't involve a George Foreman Grill