SHAMEFUL THINGS I'VE DONE TO GET ATTENTION
Apparently I used to try really hard to be a human party favor. It also appears that I was trying to prove how "manly" I was to impress boys. Fortunately now I'm not as concerned with impressing people.
- •Set my hands on fireIt was actually kind of fun and exhilarating
- •Play strip beer pongI was surprisingly good despite my typical lack of hand eye coordination, so I was always getting the other team to lose their clothes.
- •Drink two bottles of beer at onceI used to be able to tip two bottles of beer back and drink from both without spilling a drop. Not as shameful. I need to relearn this skill.
- •Put in a dip (snuff or whatever) while smoking a cigarette and then take a shot of whiskeyDisgusting. I now take nicotine free shots of Whiskey and I'm ok with it.
- •Wear men's cologne and then shame men for finding it attractiveKinda shitty of me, but it was a fun sport in itself.