FAST FOOD CHAINS: EUPHEMISMS

A list that has been in my head since puberty. I recited this list at school, at summer camp... And definitely in AOL chat rooms.
  1. Carl's Jr
  2. Wiener Schnitzel
  3. Jack In the Box
  4. In N Out
  5. Dairy Queen
    Wild card. Only mentioned this one if I had the other 12 year olds really rolling. I wanted that tween roar while I dropped that invisible mic.
  6. Long John Silver's
    See above.