PETS NAMED BY ME AS A CHILD
Don't ever let me name anything for you.
- •Ashley Honey Butterball WoodwardA guinea pig. I was 5.
- •TLCHermit crab.
- •AlanisAlso a hermit crab.
- •Collective SoulYeah. A hermit crab.
- •MystiqueMy dog. What's worse: Id never even heard of The X-Men; the only acceptable excuse for such a humiliating monicker.
- •BirdA fish.
- •RoostA cat. She sat on my stuff. That's pretty much all she did.
- •Sarah Michelle GellarHermit crab.