Don't ever let me name anything for you.
  1. Ashley Honey Butterball Woodward
    A guinea pig. I was 5.
  2. TLC
    Hermit crab.
  3. Alanis
    Also a hermit crab.
  4. Collective Soul
    Yeah. A hermit crab.
  5. Mystique
    My dog. What's worse: Id never even heard of The X-Men; the only acceptable excuse for such a humiliating monicker.
  6. Bird
    A fish.
  7. Roost
    A cat. She sat on my stuff. That's pretty much all she did.
  8. Sarah Michelle Gellar
    Hermit crab.