THAT TIME @ZOE ACCIDENTALLY TOOK ME TO A SUNDAY AM PREMIERE OF A CHILDREN'S MOVIE

We thought it was a screening. It was a Sunday morning premiere. Full of screaming fans and well connected toddlers.
  1. We walked the purple carpet in our Sunday best!
  2. We loaded up on refreshments!
  3. We saw Octavia Spencer('s back)!
    We felt invisible and emboldened. We (I) took gauche photos.
  4. We saw JLo('s back)!
  5. We did not see: Rihanna.
    Only disappointment of a nearly perfect morning.