THE ULTIMATE GIFT GUIDE FOR TEA PARTIERS OF ALL AGES
I wrote this list for @McSweeneysLists a few years ago (around Christmas time). It felt right to let it live on here.
- •Rush Limbaugh reads Johnny Tremain: an audiobook.
- •The Mitch McConnell holiday nutcracker-- comes w/ sack of hand picked Obamanuts.**variety based on availability.
- •'Adam and Everest: Putting Christ Back Into Outdoor Sports: A Photo Journal' by Adam Kinzinger
- •Ann Coulter halter top.
- •"Fili-busterz!' A winner take all quiz game for the whole family.
- •"Grand Old Party" elephant tea cozy.
- •'Unexpected Love: Putting Your Baby's Life First & Embracing The Lord's Plan' by Bristol Palin, with forward by Christine O'Donnell
- •Mamma Grizzly & Me matching rifle sight and makeup mirror set.
- •The Mirriam Webster Dictionary.
- •Palin-libs. A fun fill-in-the-fake-word game for childerns.
- •6 oz 100% pure Glenn Beck chalk dust (oblivion marching powder).
- •Vel-cro shoes.