THINGS TO DO TO BIDE YOUR TIME WHEN YOU CANT SLEEP ON YOUR MEXICAN VACATION

  1. Google Montezuma's revenge.
  2. Try to remember why you walked out of the movie "Nell" in the mid 90s.
  3. Internally debate the pros and cons of Mexican Mexican food/American Mexican food. Arrive at an impasse.
  4. Commit to exploring the local pottery scene as soon as the sun is up.
  5. Stay loosely committed to the pottery theme, but, stay open to being swept away by fate at the local coffee stand/ organic farm first.
  6. Remember you have a distaste for pottery.
  7. Quietly eat corn chips.
  8. Hydrate
  9. Count chupacabras