Facts About Me Now That 13-Year-Old Me Would NEVER Have Seen Coming

  1. You're not better than anyone else because you read and have good grammar.
    You'll hate nerds like u in a few years so just chill ok?
  2. You will try a drug!!!!!!
    However, you will not like it very much.
  3. Yr gay
    Surprise!!!!! U still like boys but u also like everyone else. You actually have crushes on a lot of girls but you don't even realize because heteronormativity (you'll learn about that when u discover feminism)
  4. You'll have multiple piercings and tattoos.
    And your parents won't disown you.
  5. Remember that time you threatened to become a vegetarian because you hated the fish your dad made for supper?
    That was just the tip of the lactose-free fro-yo iceberg, girl
  6. You get to see the real props from the real fucking Harry Potter set!!!
    YOU WILL ALWAYS LOVE HARRY POTTER ⚡️
  7. Also, YOU GO TO NEW YORK. TWICE.
    Once to have sex without your parents' knowledge. Sex is weird but it gets better.
  8. You're actually everything your conservative parents discouraged you from being.
    Except you're still a shy, socially awkward dummy. Good luck 🍀💕