Facts About Me Now That 13-Year-Old Me Would NEVER Have Seen Coming
- •You're not better than anyone else because you read and have good grammar.You'll hate nerds like u in a few years so just chill ok?
- •You will try a drug!!!!!!However, you will not like it very much.
- •Yr gaySurprise!!!!! U still like boys but u also like everyone else. You actually have crushes on a lot of girls but you don't even realize because heteronormativity (you'll learn about that when u discover feminism)
- •You'll have multiple piercings and tattoos.And your parents won't disown you.
- •Remember that time you threatened to become a vegetarian because you hated the fish your dad made for supper?That was just the tip of the lactose-free fro-yo iceberg, girl
- •You get to see the real props from the real fucking Harry Potter set!!!YOU WILL ALWAYS LOVE HARRY POTTER ⚡️
- •Also, YOU GO TO NEW YORK. TWICE.Once to have sex without your parents' knowledge. Sex is weird but it gets better.
- •You're actually everything your conservative parents discouraged you from being.Except you're still a shy, socially awkward dummy. Good luck 🍀💕