Riverdale Characters in Order of How Much I Hate Them
Least- to most-hated.
- •JosieInspiring and SO CUTE and strong!!!!!
- •ValerieAn angel Archie does not deserve. Also kind of looks like Chelsea Peretti?
- •BettySo brave and considerate and strong in the face of her parents' abuse!!!!! Forgives Veronica and Archie!!!!! Supports her friends always!!!!! Tries to help her sister!!! Tries to solve the mystery!!! Teaches the fucking misogynist jock a lesson!!! Fuck yeah Team Betty!!!! However still kind of hand-wringing and passive sometimes and likes Archie for some reason so :/
- •VeronicaGreat for a lot of reasons, except she inexplicably kissed Archie that one time? I guess it could be hormones or w/e but that was SO mean. Still she's been a great friend other than that so I still love her and all her fancy literary references!!! Smart ladies forever!!!
- •JugheadAnnoyingly emo and kind of a bad writer. However he is supportive and a good friend and actually appreciates Betty!!!! Also I hope he has a home again? Also very cute
- •CherylMean but for understandable reasons? I'm mostly just annoyed by how fake "deep" she's written like a lot of her motivations just make no sense? But still ok mostly
- •Fucking ArchieYou. Are so dumb. And plain as mayonnaise. Your muscles are nice but you're inconsiderate and write bad music. And kissed Veronica. Next.
- •Ms. GrundyLiterally a RAPIST like fuck off
- •Betty's parentsPlease die :))))))) and give us back Polly instead