Best Advice I’ve Ever Received

  1. "Marry rich"
    -my grandmother, my entire life.
  2. "Become a lesbian"
    -my father, since the 6th grade.
  3. "Boys are terrible"
    See above.
  4. "It's easier to ask for forgiveness than permission"
    -my father
  5. "Don't cram 10 lbs. of shit in a 5 lbs. bag"
    -my father (PG-13 version of "Don't spread yourself too thin")
  6. "The gotta-do's come before the wanna-do's"
    -my father
  7. "Loud and proud, Shan. Don't be afraid to be great"
    -my mother