THINGS I'VE CONSIDERED DOING DURING CLASS

  1. Lightning myself on fire
  2. Taking a bath in a volcano
  3. Swallowing flaming glass shards
  4. Spooning my eyeballs out
  5. Grating my earlobes
  6. Strangling myself
  7. Excavating my own teeth
  8. Breaking my femur
  9. Pulling my brain out of my nose via my pen
  10. Hiring my own hit man
  11. Dumping myself off the top of the Chrysler building