ALLERGIES GOT ME LIKE

I'm guzzlin DayQuil and hot tea over here.
  1. Can't swallow at night, sleep with mouth open
  2. Can't taste jalapeños. Please pass the jalapeños.
  3. Mixing lots of over the counter drugs like mom always told me not to do
  4. There's a snot fault called my nose
  5. Real into that netti pot
  6. Wearing glasses and fielding questions about being hungover.