1. Started with this
  2. You taking me home to thanksgiving and introducing me to that one unintentionally racist uncle (aunt, cousin, grandparent...etc... all white ppl have one of these)
  3. Pretending to be married and getting into a fight in public and have "divorce" be thrown out there.
    Alternative: you proposing to me in public and me turning you down.
  4. Coparenting a hypoallergenic cat
  5. You dedicating your mediocre karaoke performance to me.
  6. You crying and digging your face into my chest.
  7. I meet your mom and I like her.
  8. You spanking me like a graphic designer with a deadline and my butt is a frozen illustrator screen
  9. You stand me up and I have an amazing time by myself.