- •Started with this
- •You taking me home to thanksgiving and introducing me to that one unintentionally racist uncle (aunt, cousin, grandparent...etc... all white ppl have one of these)
- •Pretending to be married and getting into a fight in public and have "divorce" be thrown out there.Alternative: you proposing to me in public and me turning you down.
- •Coparenting a hypoallergenic cat
- •You dedicating your mediocre karaoke performance to me.
- •You crying and digging your face into my chest.
- •I meet your mom and I like her.
- •You spanking me like a graphic designer with a deadline and my butt is a frozen illustrator screen
- •You stand me up and I have an amazing time by myself.