1. You looked better blonde
  2. My [other guy] friends are scared of you
    Other variations include: You are intimidating, they just don't get your sense of humor, they don't want to accidentally offend you.
  3. Do you ever wear a bra?
  4. Bangs did not look good on you
  5. How long has it been since you've shaved?
  6. Shes the hotter version of you