HOW TO CONVINCE YOUR WIFE THAT SHE REALLY WANTS CHINESE FOOD SO SHE LETS YOU ORDER IT

  1. Tell her you want to order something easy to clean up
  2. Tell her we should order something that will come quick so our kid will be in bed early
  3. Mention an egg roll conversationally
  4. Bring it up during bath time while she is preoccupied
  5. Tell her you really want a salad, but chinese is fine if she wants something else
  6. Tell her she can get a manicure and you will handle dinner
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